working hard...

i did not personally write this, but i did contribute an idea or two to my labmates brainstorming (procrastination) session. this little number is inspired by those oh so oddly worded and indecipherable band descriptions in the flagpole and describes my labmates and myself perfectly. in other words, it makes no sense at all:
(side note- actual quote from this weeks flagpole: "HO-AG (Caledonia) -Pray for the Worms is the new album from this interesting Massachusetts five-piece, whose music is best described as "horror folk." Maybe "cave core." right.)

The Flagpole
A @ B on C

Jen-na-na and the Coweeta Quicksteppers
Hook-filled transhypnotica often dabbling in the realm of alt-Baroque
Bus Behind Little Kings, 8pm, $.55 cover

I am the world tractor center, featuring Breana Simmons
Beatnik Europop with a sharper edge comparable to Dan from I am the World Trade Center
Athens Feed & Seed, 10pm, free with any Round-Up purchase

Slang to Bang Time, featuring Becky Ball
Ecclectic afropop with Lynyrd Skynyrd-esque southern charm and a side of Tin Pan Alley
Classic Center Parking Deck, 9pm, K-Bob cover

DJ Astiggity Kyliggity
White Snake-style Math rock that grinds the sleeve of your sweater into the floor
Boneshakers, 11pm, $73 cover- transvestites get in free

Sofia Oat Patrol and the Fantasmoids
Hair metal dipped in Indian dance hall vibes sprinkled with warehouse grind core
J.R.’s Baitshack, 10pm, 7 rupee cover

keep in mind that most of us are studying soil and/or agroecosystems (except for me) and that all of us are crazy. crazy cool that is. let me know if you want to book my band for a show sometime. i'll try to learn a chord or two by show time. maybe.